xiggymatsu

supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

wolfstarwarehouse
  • Sirius: I couldn't help but notice you've been spending a staggering amount of time talking to Lily lately.
  • James: [glaring]
  • Sirius: No need to look like a deer in headlights. I'm simply stating a fact.
  • James: [glaring]
  • Sirius: You're positively fawning all over her.
  • Sirius: [grinning]
  • James: If you'll excuse me gents, I've got to go find a new best friend.
  • Sirius: [shouting after him] Oi! Where you going? You've got man's best friend right here!
  • James: [pauses long enough to shoot a rude hand gesture back at Sirius]
  • Sirius: [laughing]
  • Peter: You're really in the doghouse this time, mate.
  • Remus: Yeah Sirius, you're lucky he didn't put you outside for the night.
  • Peter: Better be careful, or he'll swap out your shampoo with flea dip again.
  • Sirius: Alright, alrigh--wait, what do you mean AGAIN?
accio-percabeth

mamalaz:

Every time I see these clips I feel like it’s an alternate universe where Draco was always friends with Harry and Ron and they’re going to Hogsmeade on weekends together.

Having a butterbeer at the Three Broomsticks, and gorging on Honeydukes sweets… being snarky and bantery and genuinely fond of each other. And Hermione would be tsking all “Boys!” when they loudly disparage each other from their brooms on the Quidditch pitch.

"Slytherin is going down, Malfoy!"

"When you can actually stay on your broom, Weasley, I’ll take your advice seriously."

jilyaredeaddoe

mszombi:

meladoodle:

one time when i was like 12 my dad wanted me to put a dvd in the dvd player and i was like ‘what do i get in return’ and he said ‘you can have half of the winnings of this stupid lotto ticket’ and he ended up winning 600,000 dollars and i was so pleased with myself. 300,000 dollars when youre 12 is pretty much like infinity dollars. he was so mad

Shit, man, $300,000 would be like infinity dollars to me now.